Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day unlike any other Day but Just another Day - that was totally lame, totally - the day was not lame though - a beautiful day in the beautifulist day place in the place that is this place - oh, geez, lame ass stuff, totally.
Started the day as usual - pried myself from slumber and tripped my way through the routine that is my routine - why am I so lame today? routine that is my routine? - lame - but anywaysssss.... for some reason I did not drink my usual elephant heart stopping amount of super charged caffeine laced liquid I lovingly refer to as God's nectar, some others call it coffee - hmmm... do feel a little sluggish, maybe there is something to that whole stimulant thing...maybe the scientist guys that dream up that stuff get one right now and then - but I know some science guys that are pretty cool because anyone that sends me the latest 'Trailer Park Boys' is just alright with me I tell ya - not too much to report as far as my day at work goes - Unknown Corona - I will tell you that story someday, or maybe not, rules you know.
Did anyone see our President of the United States on late night talk shows? Me either but I heard about it - does that seem right? Don't people that are promoting movies or books go on late night talk shows and tell jokes or fall down drunk and stuff? Now don't get me wrong, I think maybe he is trying to connect with the masses and communicate to a wider audience and I am all for better communication - because we all know I need to learn that whole communicate more openly thing, shyness is shyness, what? - but just seems a tad (that means 'a little' for those not familiar with the metric system) undignified for the President to be cracking jokes on late night TV - such is the world we live in I guess.
Has anyone seen Big Larry the last couple of days? Said he had a full tank of gas on Saturday night - not sure how Big Larry gets a full tank of gas in his pickup legally but now he is gone - probably went to scout out a deer camp - as soon as it gets cold he will be back - the cold didn't bother him all his life until that one time with the cheap tequila in Twin Falls - oooo boy - sorry I brought that up - if you see Big Larry tell him his mail is being sent here and I am holding it for him.
And that is just about all the rambling that this rambling man can ramble about rambling - what? - lame, just lame, lame lame... Bye! Lame Bye!