Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day of another Week of another Month of another Year...blah, blah, blah... but a lovely day and love to have days that are at my leisure - ahhhh... it is toward the end of summer and will be fall soon - harvest is near an end... blah, blah, blah... see how i do that - when I don't have anything to write I go to the blah and dot technique - little trick I learned from being a lazy ass!
Started the day with a great cup of hot coffee - I derive a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction from the simple things in life - sleeping till I awake on my own, a great cup of coffee, a hobbit serving me breakfast with plenty of bacon and eggs to strengthen the legs - who? what? Just doing a few jobs around the house, watching great college football - had a chance to take a nap but moved instead - crazy craziness is what it is I tell you!
Seems to be a rash of teachers having relations with students lately but is there more of that going on or are more just getting caught - I don't really remember if any teachers were involved with students in my younger school years - not that I was aware anyway - don't really remember any teachers being attractive enough - oh, well - wonder what happens to a teacher to make them turn to a student for sex - hmmm.
Big Larry has a new winter coat - don't know where he got the money to buy a new coat - nothing saying he bought it I guess - he is afraid it will be a cold winter and wants to be sure he stays warm - told me he is thinking of moving to somewhere warm, maybe Arizona, but he heard the cost of living is higher there - not sure when Big Larry started worrying about cost of living - Hambone told him he wouldn't move to Arizona because he doesn't think they will let him take his firearms across the border - Hambone is paranoid about taking his guns across borders because he doesn't want to end up in one of those fenced in jails like he saw on 60 minutes or Dateline or one of those news shows - a truck driver from Montana told Big Larry he should stay in Idaho because there are just a bunch of losers in Arizona and Big Larry would just get sucked into that cesspool of society - Big Larry just wants to be sure he stays warm in winter.
Is you a hobbit or is you not - then that will be all for me my little friend! Bye and so bye!