Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - bright and shiny goes the day - a very nice and lovely day in the September of the year - how is your day?
This, the first day of the work week after a long weekend started as most days - not enough coffee to shake the cobwebs of the time off - not anything too pressing to announce as the work day proceeded - is that a word? proceeded? probably not - I seem to make up words as I go - no great or terrible moments - Insane Clown Posse is in town - if you see four of their vans at a Motel you should stop and take a picture.
A guy ran over a skunk as he was driving down the road, he stopped, picked up the dead skunk and placed it in his trunk - when asked why he would put the dreadfully stinky skunk in the trunk of his car, his reply was that he didn't want everyone driving by to be offended by the smell - moral of the story? Oh hell, ha ha ha ha ha..... I crack myself up!
Did anyone see the school speech today? Me either. As a reporter for the people I really must put a little more effort into stuff that goes on in the world. It seems there was something in the speech about something and then more about this and that. Pretty typical speech I think.
Someone asked why I spend so much time talking about myself and all of my little quirks and weirdness - Oh I don't know - do you really think it is quirky and weird? My life baby, my life. Maybe I should start each one with a disclaimer - I am definitely going to think of what is to be disclaimed.
And then an end was near to the pain called rambling - bye until we meet again on this road to Happyville! Bye!