Monday, September 7, 2009

Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - NOT just another day in the freakish life of a freakin' freewheeling freak from Freaksville - guess what word is my favorite today? - you guessed it! - Oh you didn't? Don't worry there will be another chance to guess at the end of this freaking run on of words and other things concocted of the alphabet - do you have the same problem I do when it comes to the alphabet?
Started today like most days - waking, scratching in certain places, opening of eyes (think I have mentioned the eye issue before), but opened them in a place that was not my own but belonged to a resort - that is cool - and yes I was supposed to be there - wasn't illegal or unknown to the resort - I could get used to the life style but they would have to make some concessions for me - because I am so high maintenance - those white robes need to be just a little softer - kind of gave me a rash on my tushy - and just two chocolates with the bed turn down? you gotta be kidding me - you want me to live there I will need at least 12 chocolates each night and that is non negotiable - see what they have to say to that!
"I stepped outside the lines tonight and what did I see? A freaky little dude staring back at me..." Quote from my mind.
Oh man, forgot to pay attention to any world, local or otherwise news today - did anything happen? I did just briefly hear something about President Obama and a speech - any idea what that was about? I will try to find out and let you know later.
OK, one last guess at my favorite word of the day - do you think I should do a "Guess the song lyrics" section once in awhile - I mean real song lyrics, not my song lyrics - let me know - Big Larry is not offended easily - Big Larry can be offensive though - and that is the end my friend, bye!

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