Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - a lovely day in the great northwest which is north and west of what? - isn't that a matter of where you are at the time? Just asking! Geez! First full weekend of NFL football and a full weekend of college football - love it - yes, I am repeating myself from the other day - don't hate me because I am idle minded - is that a condition?
Started the day with a bang - not sure what that means - actually started the day with a cup of Joe in a manufactured home in between some pine trees and surrounded by more trees, I guess some pine and others not pine. Was in that position because I spent the weekend in a little getaway lovingly referred to as the "cabin by the lake." Very nice weekend I might add!
What would you do with a bonus $500? I often dream about what I would do with a multi-million dollar lottery win but don't often dream about what dreams could be made real with an lottery winning of $500. Dinner and a movie? Pay the utility bills? Maybe fulfill the dream from a short nap but not a full on techni-color dream! Is techni-color a trademark? Or is it a condition? You so slow baby!
Has anyone seen my Nanny? She is a bright and shiny Nanny with six or seven sides and a candy apple red undercoat - my Nanny answers to the name of Lola or Joey but never call my Nanny after eight o'clock at night for the phones don't ring in the time zone she resides - Wow!!! where did that come from? I really need to check the expiration date on the canned whole chickens! Do they lure the chickens into the can and put a lid on them or how exactly is that done?
OK, well, if you see me standing by the side of the road and it looks like I might need assistance you know what to do! Good bye from the Northwest of things south and east! Bye!