Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - NOT Just another Day, but yet another day all the same - livin' lovida loco in the heart of whine country - spelling, no it is just fine. What is happening boys? I think we need a bigger boat - beautiful day in the neighborhood and all points in between.
Started the day in a slightly different manner - rose a few minutes early and put my sweet barbeque bean concoction together in the crock pot - a little get together tonight and no one can pass up the crock o' beans! Day was nothing if not a little manic, is that the correct description? I guess I am the only one that would know - passed the day with a smile on my face and a scab on my cheek - don't look, I am hideous - or look and wonder how did that dude get a scab the size and shape of Montana on his face? - came home from work and had a small get together of family for dinner - ate too much as usual - nummy stuff - really need to get productive this weekend and get a few things done around here, like hacking down the jungle that was once a lawn - other things that may be accomplished while one eye is on the football games! Love it!
Today was one of those no news days - sorry - my reporting of the news is a little suspect as of late - I can't think of one topic that even comes to mind - again assuming I have a mind and it actually functions, functions, functions.
Ever have one of those people that ask a lot of questions? Hambone asks one question after another and about every third question is about sex - he asks a lot about masturbation - like frequency and stuff - Geez, whack away dude, what the hell do I care, just keep it to yourself - making me uncomfortable - Geez!
OK, that must be the end of the line for today - is end of the line a railroad term or drug user term? Bye and bye!