Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - Just another day in the life of the guy standing by the road with $5 dollar pizza sign - dancing to the silent tunes within my mind - if the truth be known I have to take a wicked piss and don't get a break for another 40 minutes - so if I don't dance and move around I will end up soakin' the Hanes - can't wait until I am not the new guy anymore and I can start learning the sweet art of creating the pizza pie- life will be good!!!
Started the day like most Mondays - wondering what I did to deserve the nerve torture of the radio alarm clock - before the alarm clock or other devices how did our ancestors get up in time to go to work - I probably would have missed about half the work day start times by sleeping in - didn't the Flintstones have a bird or something for an alarm clock? Maybe that is how our ancestors did it - or maybe that is why none of my ancestors were rich - they slept in and missed the gold rush or something - I'll sleep just a few more minutes and then go drill that oil well - oops, noon already - maybe tomorrow - oh, well - money just causes other problems that having no money doesn't understand - stupid thought anyway.
Wow - first entry since my trial probation from the blog sight - actually second time I have been banned from blogging - seems there is a rule against being a madman and a second rule against being a rambling american - so combine all of those things and I was breaking like 2 rules squared which is 70 or something - check the math - anyway rules are rules and I seem to be skirting the fringes of craziness here - guess it has to do with some decoder of madness - good luck with that.
Did you see the news today? Me either - if you hear of anything more important than some hack actress going to jail let me know - oh, you are right - that was so last month - how about sports figures in the news - did you hear about the golf guy? - and does anyone feel sorry? - he only putts well when he is nailing 'em at the pancake house - or something like that.
Big Larry has turned over a new leaf - he has found God - actually Big Larry found out that the local revival roll in the aisles church serves a mean dinner every Wednesday night - all you have to do is sit through an hour of the good word and then they feed you up with a big ol' ham or turkey dinner - says it is just like the Sunday dinners his mother used to make except his mother could never get the lumps out of the gravy - like that ever mattered to Big Larry - I think he just heard that somewhere - anyway, as long as the dinners keep comin' Big Larry will be there every week - they asked if he could sit out in the hall during the sermon because he snores too loud and not to bring the nudie magazines to read in the can after dinner - seems the ladies got a little upset - right, ever been in the can after Big Larry? anyway...
They stepped off the boat to the solid ground that would be their new land, wondering all the while how fortunate could a group of people be to have made it this far, the future was ahead...
Did you see the double rainbow? Bye wee Bye!