Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day in the French countryside - or I mean Paris - or the Paris of Idaho - oh hell, this place isn't anything like Paris - although I have never been to Paris I have been to Salt Lake City - so I have been around - you know it, you know it! A beautiful day as it is the last day of summer officially I think - or something to that affect (effect?) - freakin' English major I ain't - do you really consider the language we speak and write here English or is it some derivative of some bastard of a language that used to be English - the way I use words I should be ashamed, ashamed I say!
Started the day gasping for a strong dose of caffeine - and it continues into the evening as I am still sipping at the $2.99 white porcelain cup from CostPlus filled with the goodness that is 'bucks coffee - a little product placement for ya - not too much going on today - work was work - always something interesting but not always worth mentioning - simple things to keep the interest going.
Hambone wants to talk about politics - in one spasm of words he curses the friggin' democrats for turning this country into a socialist nation of pansies and freeloaders - not sure where he picked up terms like 'socialist' and 'democrat' because I am almost positive he doesn't understand the meaning of either, must be listening to AM radio again - but then he curses the fact that his monthly allotment of food stamps are not enough to keep him in meat stick and hot pepper cheese and his unemployment benefits might run out after 2 years - Hambone is a funny guy! Not funny ha, ha...
Anyone have any questions? I have a whole bunch of questions but none have to do with why I am here or where I am going when I am not here - so I guess we will end this days session on that note - musical reference? Maybe so, maybe so - Good Bye! Good Bye!