Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - Yes, Just another Day of life, love and laughs - after all, the purpose of our existence is to enjoy every moment to it's fullest - help your neighbor, smile at strangers and be the best you can be - and all the while maintaining a balance of family, job and community - whoa, whoa, whoa - fingers and mind are not working in unison here - not a big surprise but one or the other went a little crazy for a second or two - keep that in mind - be the best you can be? - might be a touch of food poisoning causing that line of thought.
One thing that sticks out about today is that the weather was perfect for the end of October - sun shining bright and temp just right - good day to rake leaves and then sit on patio with a good cup of coffee - by the way, started the day with a masterpiece of a carafe of the Lord's liquid elixir - you chose your own Lord and I will chose mine - my Lord drinks good coffee and lots of it - bless you Lord - oh seriously - chill people, chill.
I have a question for all you IT experts - guess I will start from the beginning - I was looking for a new computer and just so happens a guy came to the door selling computers out of the back of his Kia Rio - he said he was with Good Buy, an affiliate of Best Buy, their door to door arm of the company - I was a little skeptical at first but he said he had HP computers and I do enjoy their steak sauce so I listened - a brand new used refurbished lap top (with new duct tape at no extra charge) - for $199 I bought a computer but had to make the check out to the salesman, for warranty reasons I think - anyway, it seems when I access the Internet with this new machine I am constantly automatically logged on to porn sites - now here is my question - how come my old computer didn't do that? Chill people, chill!
Oh boy, Big Larry spent two hours today figuring out his fantasy football team and standings - calculating yardage and points and percentages for a make believe team - this from a guy that can't put together a resume' or is not allowed in a bank or probably doesn't know how to spell fantasy - priorities for the modern man!
This was not a very good showing so I am quitting while barely hanging on by a thread - not sure what that means but really need to quit - Bye oh Bye!