Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day in the life of a cowboy - silver spurs and six shooters - ridin' the range and roundin' up the strays - if you know me that is funny stuff - creeping toward the end of October in this the year 2009 - weather pretty typical for this time of year - oh, this scramble is weak, weak, weak - better step up my game and bring my nasty stuff - calm now people, that is just a figure of speech - I don't have any nasty stuff or know any nasty stuff and wouldn't know nasty stuff if it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, or bottom of my Adidas slides, which I prefer to wear, with white cotton socks this time of year - not trying to be funny - just telling it like it is - which can be funny sometimes.
I think I have expressed this before but the troubles in life can put into perspective if you spend a few hours once in awhile watching children's cartoons - I prefer Sponge Bob Square Pants - don't analyze it too much - just enjoy the relationships and naivety of the characters - if a bill collector calls while you are watching Sponge Bob ask them which character is their favorite - let them know that you are recording the call and that Gary is your favorite character - most bill collectors like Patrick - must be a personality thing - Sponge Bob is a children's cartoon right? Man, gotta get past that dream thing - do you ever get that dream thing - you start believing dreams are real and reality is a dream? - I think it is normal for most people - that's what I think.
Started the day with a couple of my favorite people and a large infusion of 'bucks. I intentionally leave off the Star because I am trying to be hip and in and I noticed cool people talk like that. I was actually pretty cool today, if you mean just a heartbeat or two above a coma - lazy day, lazy day - some college football, good book, my piddow and blanky - did stir enough later to have dinner and attend some local theatre so the day wasn't a total wanker - a wanker isn't like a cold sore is it because that isn't what I meant.
Do you remember that old cartoon Underdog? No reason, just asking - what kind of dog was he? Did people neuter their dog back then? No reason, just asking.
Ok, I get the hint - you don't need to be so rude - you are not exactly subtle you know - just don't repeat that to someone of authority - Bye or Bye!