Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day in the life of a famous author, moving on from this rambling mess and now working on a wordsmith masterpiece, a novel for the ages, an Oprah recommended best seller - just goshing ya - got a little excited there for just a second or so! So many people would be disappointed if I quit this rambling mess, so many - but it was just another day! Did anyone notice the weather? Beautiful day in paradise, aka this place we live - you call this living? Sometimes I feel like I am talking to myself here - and then I answer myself - talk a little more - answer a little more - you get the point.
What did you do today? Me either! Started the day very well - ingested just the right combination of water strained through ground up coffee beans - yes, lubba the java - I think that is a Star Wars character - maybe not - day went by well - work, work, work - nice evening of a little sports on the TV - a little treadmill time and a nice visit with some people we all know and love - well, not everyone knows them, but if you did you would love them!
The father that wants to see the DC sniper's execution accepted a deal from a TV show to do some interviews in exchange for the airfare and hotel. I suggest a few thousand of us chip in a
buck or two to get him there and avoid the freakin' circus that the TV show will turn it into! Here is my $2!
Someone asked me if Hambone and Big Larry were brothers. I don't think so, but I am not sure either one would admit it if they were, would you? Just so you know, Big Larry is Caucasian - just so you know. Maybe he is a Shriner - no I think Caucasian.
What did the steam engine say to the gasoline engine? Oh... can't remember - that is not what the steam engine said, I just can't remember - it was good though, it was.
I must be done - Bye yo Bye!