Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day in the life of the world's greatest one armed, three fingered, most of a left thigh and no right butt cheek lion tamer! Don't believe everything you read here - just warning you up front - this lion tamer still has a right butt cheek. And this lion tamer loves his little Tinkerbell with the shark teeth and gills! I also love Lightning McQueen - fast, cars! A pretty wonderful day as far as the weather goes for this part of the land and in this time of the year - sorry got a little turned around on the weather, time thing. What?
Started the day just like most of the 52 times 365 days that I have started days - leap years and days that weren't started might cut down on that count a little but that is a ballpark figure anyway - so in the ballpark or ballpark figure, close to the ballpark? something like that - I guess early on I didn't have the need for so much caffeine to pry the peepers open and get the ticker ticking - such lost time without the java - just think how much more productive I could have been if I had discovered the rich full taste of a great cup of brewed coffee before I learned of waking and baking - the possibilities are mind boggling or boggling mind - good day at the office - no one got married at our office - good!
"I wrote a book, it was a long and lengthy thing, several hundred pages, but I only used two words, two bad words, I used those two words in different sequences and rhythms, spaced them differently, the same two words, two bad words for hundreds of pages, the critics thought it was brilliant, creative and inventive, it sold thousands upon thousands of copies, it was a public success, a book with only two words, two bad words, repeated over and over and over, I made the tour stops and book signings, talk shows and awards, I was the next big thing, the greatest ever, I became rich and famous, I wrote a book, with only two words, two bad words."
Big Larry must be hiding from me again. Whenever I ask about his sore back he clams up and won't talk to me for a week or so.
Not talking about any news! So I guess it will be the end of rambling today for this ramblin' man - not very creative there Ramblin' Dude - Bye and Bye!