Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of a one man recycling effort - actually that is the name of my new endeavor "One Man Recycling Effort" - now that the price of aluminum is up and everyone has great big recycling bins sitting out in front of their homes I figured I would take advantage of the craze, jump on the band wagon and start my new business - recycling - so I bought an adult three wheel cycle - guess it's not a bicycle if it has three wheels -tricycle - why do they call them bicycles if there is a different style for male and female - anyway - so my new business started last week, my new tricycle and a big basket on the back - also some big black plastic bags - now I spend my days pedaling all over the valley picking up cans along side the road and turning them in for cash - this has been a benefit in multiple ways - good exercise and good for the environment - now if the price of aluminum reaches about $500 a pound I might even make enough to give up my other job of digging ditches - anyway.
So, the day started like most all days - sunshine in the window, sunshine in my heart - big slog of coffee in my gullet - oh, speaking of coffee, I have been introduced to a new grass roots political movement called of all things, Coffee Party Movement - love it, I hope a local chapter starts up soon here because I would have coffee with them and listen to the caffeine induced political rambling - love it - anything to do with coffee and sitting drinking coffee sounds like a good idea - wonder if they need some coffee - I could supply a pound or two of some good beans - thanks to Tyler, my favorite nephew - anyway - good day - nothing too extraordinary to proclaim - weather seems to be changing a bit - love the Spring - guess I have already expressed that fact - anyway.
This just in from high atop news central - the two remaining jailed missionaries in Haiti sent an urgent request to the Haitian judge asking for immediate release from jail as their services are now needed in Chile after the devastating earthquake there - stay tuned for updates on breaking news!
Seems Hambone is in a bit of a mess with his new girlfriends mother - actually he dated the Mother before dating the daughter and borrowed some money from the Mother while he was dating her - now he is trying to borrow a few dollars from the daughter to pay back the Mother but the daughter said she would have to borrow money from the Mother to lend to Hambone to pay back the money he borrowed from the Mother while he was dating her - or something like that - anyway, the Mother kind of misses Hambone, I think.

There once was a lad named Turkin'
Whose gerkin he paid for a workin'
He picked up a bug
Had to shave off his rug
Now young Turkin' is wearing a murkin!

Stay Classy Canadians, for Hockey is Canada and Canada is Hockey! Bye Gold Bye!