Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of a high rise building window washer - risking life and limb dangling from the side of a high rise building - washing the dirt and grime from the windows looking out on humanity - precise and economical motions with brush and squeegee - washing five thousand square feet of glass in a work day - and by the way people, I can see inside the building- you would be surprised at how many people think that just because they are inside that someone on the other side of the window can't see in - gentleman on the fourteenth floor corner office, your secret is safe with me but I wouldn't wear the red shoes with that skirt - just my opinion - so what is up dog?

Started this wonderful day in our wonderful part of the world with no less than the same wonderful routine - can you guess? okay, here is a hint - COFFEE - freakin' A dude, I did not want to haul the bones out of the sheets this morning - took all of my energy to drag myself to the coffee maker where I was able to pull myself up and reach the handle and spill some coffee on the floor where I could lay my face in it and lap it up - when a little caffeine entered my system I was able to sit up and reach the coffee pot - or in sophisticated circles they would call it a carafe - rhymes with giraffe - not sure why it rhymes with giraffe - they don't look alike - anyway, I don't recommend spilling hot coffee on your face before 7:00am, although it did wake me up and get me going - don't look at me! The scars are terrible!

Did anyone hear something about a snow storm back east? I guess they had some snow or something back there - evidently it messed up some government operations and caused some other issues with the smooth operation of the federal government - is this what it has come to? Blaming the lame government on bad weather? I can just see the headlines "Government is turmoil, blamed on snow!" - or something along those lines - how is your weather?
Seems Big Larry has a new pet - started feeding a stray cat about a week ago and now he lets in in his camper to sleep - has a little bed fixed up and everything - I asked him what kind of cat it was and if he named it - he said he is not sure if he is going to keep it long enough to name it - I guess Big Larry's camper is full of fleas now so he figures it is a goddamn cat - never heard of that breed and not really sure if the cat is to blame for the fleas - I have seen Big Larry's friends and some could use a good de-lousing - not just the men friends either.
Did you forget something today? Did you forget something yesterday? It is too early to know if you forgot something tomorrow! Bye bye Bye!