Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of a traveling salesman - hawking my wares throughout the country side - selling a dream of a better life - providing a service to those in need of my products - no wonder I never did anything in sales - with a line of BS like that who would stick around to hear the part about it slices, it dices, it makes mountains of julienne fries! Or is that something else I am thinking of - Death of a Salesman - what product did he sell? Supposedly he was pedaling the American dream or maybe I am thinking of Rain Man - Wow, really freaking myself out here - flashback city - did you see that? So, how is it, eh?
Started the day with a smile - two cups of cold coffee sitting and waiting for me along with a fresh brewed pot of espresso roast - here is how it goes - I nuke a cup of the cold coffee for thirty seconds (staring at the microwave with anticipation and sleep crust in my eyes), when that is done I drink (drink is maybe too delicate a term, gulp might be more appropriate) that cup while the other is nuking for 30 seconds - of course I fill the first cup with fresh brew as I drink the second cup of nuked coffee (again drink might not be correct) - so, are you keeping up? - at this point I now have two cups of nuked coffee quickly on their way to my bloodstream and I can savor the freshly brewed coffee at my leisure, usually means that as soon as it is cool enough to drink I am, drinking it that is - and so that is how my dance with java went this morning - not sure of the intake but enough to set my nervous system right on the edge - not crazy edge but scalp tingling edge - lovely, lovely!
Good day today - a little insight into the future - always good - well not always but in this case it was good - out and mingling with other cultures and professions - nice for a change of pace - home for a quiet evening of absolutely freakin' nothing - OK, once in awhile - nice little nap - nothing wrong with a nap - all snugly wugly with the fuzzy blanket - what? I will take as long of a shower as needed and use as much soap as it takes!
Ace reporter here reporting on the important news of the day - Winter Olympics started - stock market down - Haiti still messed up - Bill Clinton has a heart, not working right, but he has one - and last I looked outside it was sprinkling a little - and that has been your news for today - as I see it and report it - stay tuned for updates and breaking news as it happens!
Hambone agreed to take Big Larry's cat off his hands - seems Big Larry couldn't deal with the fleas in his camper - blamed them on the cat - but Hambone said the fleas wouldn't be a problem as they won't survive the fryer - not sure what that means - by the way Hambone has invited us all for dinner this weekend - a new Chinese dish he wants to try.
Must be crazy working in a Dentist office - do you think they take turns administering laughing gas to each other? How about the Novocaine? Nice! Must be crazy working in a Dentist office.

How long ago was it that you swore you would never have a cell phone? Bye ring-tone Bye!