Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day! Oh, yes just another day in the life of a WW1 flying ace - cruising the skies in my bi-plane - keep it clean, knuckleheads - looking for enemy fighters to do battle with in the wild blue yonder - dropping agent orange on the jungles to defoliate them and drive out the hated Commies - wait - maybe I need to source my thoughts here for a minute - may be wrong period of battles - which one was Snoopy in again? A beautiful day for the eleventh month of 2009 in the 41st state of the union - 42? Note to self - might do a little more prep work before you start typing there young Bukowski - if you know Bukowski then you are ok - or not - don't use me as a reference - just a friendly warning - or advice - you pick.
I see the latest scam to hit the streets is door-to-door flu vaccination - now I thought I was gullible for sending $500 to Ethiopia and hoping the prince would reward me with millions for getting him out of jail - he sounded so sincere in the e-mail - you have to feel sorry for a prince that has been wrongly imprisoned for being royalty - the money went toward bribes to get him out so he could get across the border to Swayze and access his secret banks accounts - once he was free he would reward those that helped him by transferring money to your checking account - once you gave him access of course - oh, but to be awakened from the dream by some news program that featured the prince as a scam artist - oh well, but even I wouldn't fall for a door-to-door flu vaccination scam - wonder if it is the regular or H1N1 flu vaccination?
Anybody hear the election results? Yes, I understand we have a new president - last years election - I am talking about today - did that one guy make it back in office?
Hambone said he doesn't vote anymore - he thinks the government is corrupt and by voting you are giving a nod to the corruption - some of the locals called Hambone the 'Mayor of Stage Stop' but Big Larry said Hambone would prefer to be called 'Your Excellency' and I don't think the joke was funny anymore - now Big Larry is the for real 'Bogan Prince of Idaho' - a title bestowed upon him by for real Bogan royalty - anyway, Hambone doesn't vote anymore.
And the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round - oh, keep it clean, knuckleheads - Bye what Bye!