Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - another fantastic day in the life of a space cowboy - gliding through space at intergalactic speeds to new adventures not yet known to the inhabitants of our green and blue planet - discovering the wonders of distant worlds and life - I'm a joker and and a smoker, I'm a midnight toker - sure don't want to hurt no one.
Maybe I should change the title of this endeavor to 'Journey of a Space Cowboy' - what do you think? - let's take a vote - all those in favor say ahhhh - wave your hands in the air like you just don't care - bite my arse - like I care - well, I do and I am a very delicate little flower - my feelings are always in consideration when it comes to what others think of me - Space Cowboy - ha,ha,ha, - I do believe that was my first ha,ha of the month - only wish it was my last - not doing too well in the ha,ha department.
Started today at an ungodly hour - and what is 'ungodly'? - I suppose that term might mean 'hell' or 'hellish', without god maybe? - just really early is what I mean - awake and couldn't sleep well before normal people are awake on a Sunday morning - oh by the way it is Sunday in November creeping up on Thanksgiving - and when I say normal people what does that mean? - all over the place here today - and if you want a messed up schedule drink a pot of high octane 'bucks coffee before the sun comes up and just see if you don't swiffer and vacuum and do the dishes all at once - but then by noon I crashed hard - drool on the loveseat crash - nice,nice. So how was your day? Tell me please! or not, it's ok.
So, what shall we talk about today? That's what I thought - a one way conversation - I didn't really watch any news today so if you want to talk about current affairs go ahead - watched alot of football and that was about it.
Had tons of e-mail this week asking how come I wasn't posting new ramblings - well, it is a long story but one that must be told - Big Larry came by last week and asked if he could log on to my computer to check on the Nascar standings - he said he was in some fantasy Nascar league and if he wins he would get a free trip to a race next year - so I let him use my computer and it seems he was surfing some questionable sites and picked up some virus in my computer that kept me from accessing this site to post new thoughts - and somewhere along the line he tried to get into a local police records site to manipulate a traffic ticket - so he said - the five policemen who showed up at my door and interrogated me for three hours said something about threats to national security - but I find it hard to believe that Big Larry is sophisticated enough to hack into such sites - although he did work for a large computer firm years ago - hmmm...
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most - Bye low Bye!