Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of the guy who plays the New Year's baby each year for parties and New Year's celebrations - it's a limited gig but you can't have a new year without the baby in the diaper symbolic of the birth of a new year and the old guy dressed up like death to signify the passing of the old year - actually the guy that plays the old year is the same age as me but it's all in the costume and makeup - anyway I just finished up my last New Year booking, some Chinese New Year of the Ratfish celebration or something, those Asians know how to party - damn is it really February already? anyway.
So how was your day? I started my day with a new ritual - three spoonfuls of instant coffee right into the mouth washed down with leftover cold coffee, then chug a 5 hour energy drink followed by a Rock Star Max Rush - probably only needed two spoonfuls of instant coffee - three is just kind of piggish - wow was that today? maybe that was yesterday - are days and nights punctuated by light and dark, sleep and wake? two spoonfuls next time I think - anyway, freakin' freakin!
What has been going on for the last three and a half months? I have been away from the rambling life for too long - actually they won't let you have free thought and individuality where I was - where was I? In a different state, a different state of mind - my thoughts and motivation are somewhat seasonal or reasonal or regional - wish I knew the difference - anyway I am back for today - who knows where the wind will take me tomorrow - figuratively of course - it would me a mighty wind that could move my sorry ass very far - blow you mighty wind blow - what is with that peanut guy in the top hat and cane? is he for real?
Any news today? I watched news once - it made me sad - actually I watch the news quite often - still makes me sad. Trying to think of topical issues for now - or is it tropical? which one is the rain forest? would anti tropical be the same as southwest Idaho? or is that anti topical? placement of an r can make a big difference in the meaning of a word - news is still about stuff I forget two seconds after I hear it - might just be me, might just be me. one two...
Went to the truck stop last week to see Big Larry but he was no where to be found - the cook at the truck stop said Big Larry went to Reno for the holidays and hasn't made it back yet - last time Big Larry went to Reno he came back with a stray dog, bullet holes in his pickup and only one tennis shoe - something about Reno brings out the best in Big Larry.
The voice was of the woman for sure but the light breeze was blowing the wrong direction. The silhouette was of the woman for sure but the fog was distorting the view. The scent was of the woman for sure but the blood in my face masked certain identification. The voice was of the woman for sure.
Alexander was a little guy that had a medical condition so he became Alexander the Great - thyroid problem I think - Bye fly Bye!!!