Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - the drug dealers finally let her go - not that she was being held against her will but they were drug dealers and she was who she was - it might have been the change between dealing different white powders - some white powders just shouldn't be legal - it was time to cut her loose - the drug dealers finally let her go.

Mickey Mouse said to Goofy "What kind of a name is Goofy?" and then they started wrestling around in the backyard - god I don't want to see that - two cartoon characters wrestling in your backyard - Jesus!

Funniest thing I have see lately is a guy dressed in a powder blue tuxedo walking around a casino - oh wait, that was me - I saw my reflection in the big mirror by the $5 dollar slot machine - I think the white shoes add a real comic touch - I mean classy touch.

There is a fine line between reality and not reality - would it be wrong to cross back and forth over that line? - someone asked the other day if I was completely insane - what is completely? - just hanging on to the edge of some kind of reason - stopping now and then to check the time and the posted speed limit - crap, time to speed up before I get run over by the thoughts in the little white Volkswagen bug.

Do you read the restaurant critics column in the local paper? - seriously, someone goes to restaurants and then writes about their experience and the food? - do they get paid to do that? hmmm....

If you were electricity and you traveled to a light bulb and generated light what happens to you after that? Do you just float around in the air? Do you go back to the electricity warehouse? Is there an electrician that can answer my inquiry?

Stepping into the light...stepping into the light...stepping...

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