Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - so this is the point in which I say "just another day in the life of..." and I describe some activity of a profession in which I know nothing about but pretend it is an exciting and meaningful livelihood - so take a minute and think of some job or career in which you know nothing about but can describe only vaguely with almost no knowledge and I will meet you back here... anyway.

And so this is the time in which I write "Started the day as usual..." and I talk about how it takes a liter of coffee to get my heart and nervous system at the right tempo and then blabber on about how my day was... crap this is so predictable... blah, blah, blah, blah blah... your turn to tell me of your day and the predictable crap you do everyday... never mind, I don't give a shit ... so, anyway.

In this area I might talk about current events ... but most of the time I don't really follow the news or any current topics so I usually spend fifty or so words telling you that I don't know what is new or have any idea what is going on outside of my eyesight... How did the Presidential election turn out? Just joking you know...

Here I would tell you the latest about my friends Big Larry and Hambone... best friends a guy could have... interesting tales of daring and adventure each week... bastard Big Larry won't call me back... owes me a hundred dollars because I paid to get his propane tanks filled so he wouldn't freeze in his camper... thinks I will forget if he doesn't call me for a couple of weeks... I won't forget but am realistic about ever seeing the cash...bastard anyway.

Now for some poetic rambling... oh, hell... who am I kidding... the juices weren't flowing... the brain not sending out the vibes or whatever brains send out... time for some Bukowski ... Hunter S. stay right there let me catch up... anyway, anyway...

May the fish that swims up your leg be forever! Bye koi Bye!