Ramblings of and American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of the guy that hides the Easter eggs each year - kind of like Santa but with eggs and I don't have to go down chimneys - only employed one day a year but it is a hectic time hiding all of those eggs - sometimes you have to be creative so as not to be so obvious - an egg behind a clump of grass, one next to the clay planter, another at the base of a tree - seems the Northern California marijuana growers don't believe in the Easter Bunny - been shot at a couple of times for trying to hide eggs in the pot plants - Just doing my job here Mr. Pot Farmer - don't want any of your killer green buds - let me hide a few eggs and I will be on my way - anyway!

Started the day as usual - a fine concoction of a beautiful dark caffeine laced lovely liquid to start the morning off right - a full morning of catching up on the news via our local Sunday newspaper - have you noticed the newspaper getting smaller in size - pretty soon you will be able to put it in your shirt pocket - I do like reading the paper though - kind of wish there were some competing dailies - I hear in some civilized communities there are actually several different sources of printed news - must be civilized - love Boise Weekly - a breath of fresh air in a conservative box - wouldn't it be nice to just write stuff as it comes to you and not have someone judge the results - oh, right, tee hee hee - I am often asked why I don't put a few pictures in my blog space - like what? - freakin' flowers or something - you want pictures go to a picture sight thing - you want a hamburger go to a hamburger place thing - you want pickles open up a pickle jar thingy - you want stupid words from a mumbling rambling under educated dude that can barely turn on a computer and hit a few buttons and make black characters on a white screen... damn ... lost my train of thought there, oh right, get a dog!



Hambone is back from another adventure - seems he has been in Nevada for the last few weeks just traveling around trying to catch up with Sarah Palin and her stops and speeches - Hambone is a big fan of gun shows and when he heard Sarah Palin was signing autographs at gun shows in Nevada he packed up the Chevy - yes, Big Larry and Hambone do not see eye to eye on automobiles - many a drunk night they have almost come to blows over Ford versus Chevy - Big Larry's dad was a Ford man and by god Big Larry is a Ford man - Hambone didn't know his dad but thinks he may have driven a Chrysler - anyway Hambone packed up the Chevy and made it to some little Nevada gun show where Gov. Palin was signing autographs - seems she was charging $20 bucks for an autograph but you had to buy her book first which was $20 so just to get in line to see her it was $40 - Hambone said for $40 bucks she should at least flash her bazooka's - after all it was a gun show - not sure what Hambone did the remainder of the time in Nevada.

The feathers on the side of the road would indicate some kind of bird - a few feet down the road were the remains of someones shredded tire - a few feet further was a one liter soda bottle filled with a dull yellow liquid, but the feathers on the side of the road would indicate some kind of bird.

And the man said unto his followers! "Quit following me or I will call the cops!" - Bye gold Bye!