Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of the dude who picks up the trash in the McDonald's parking lot - my dream job - I would also ask if I could wash the windows outside and generally maintain the outside of the building - who would bitch if you took your time cleaning up the spilled ice cream from the parking lot or how long it takes to clean the front door glass - dream job I tell ya - probably get a uniform, a broom and dust pan on a long handle - sweet - that is my retirement program - McDonald's clean up dude - I would probably even do the bathrooms - just shut em down and hide out for at least an hour or so ($6.25 worth) - sorry! can't use the restrooms, cleaning in progress, go home and crap in your own toilet - nothing worse than a sudden bowel gurgle after eating McDonald's - projectile even! So how was your day?
Yes, oh yes, what you have been waiting for, how I started my day - just like most days I woke up - that joke never gets old - I beg your pardon? Start your own damn blog then! Oh wait, I might have scared off a few hundred loyal readers with that statement - which brings me to a point - I would like to thank all of you for reading this trash and being loyal subscribers - Reader totals are now at somewhere around 50,000 - amazing that word spread of this garbage and people actually look forward to reading it - amazing! The money I make from this little project goes to my favorite charity because I do this out of love and not for the coin!
Did anyone catch the President's State of the Union Address last night? It seemed to be a very interesting speech - could someone tell me what he said, please! Must be my ADD because I didn't really follow it very well - the clapping always throws me off - never get back on track after the clapping - anyways!
Good day in our lovely part of Nirvana - also known as the Gem State - you know because we grow gems of potatoes - the new purple potatoes are quite popular now - I think you can only get them at Whole Foods though - bummer!
If you see Big Larry or Hambone this week ask them if they still need a ride to the airport - I think they are flying somewhere or maybe just hanging out - not sure - either way I will give them a ride to the airport.
Wisdom for the Day - don't ask for my opinion if you don't have time to listen to my opinion - or something along those lines - I forget.
Adios amigos y amigas - taco belle grande - Bye ole' Bye!