Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of a Spanish Bull Fighter - dressed in my finest bull fighting costume ready to dodge the charging bull and thrust my sword deep into the neck muscles to display my years of training in the art of bull fighting - bull - I have been to bull fights before and by the time the matador gets to the party the bull is mostly dead - so how is your day?
A superbly wonderful day here in sunny Puerto Toileto also known as somewhere in the west - do not tell others about this wonderful place or they may want to move here - it is the best kept secret in all of the world - ok, ok!
Started the day as I usually do - waking - drinking too much coffee - who decides if it is too much? - sometimes I can't sit still - sometimes I pace back and forth - sometimes my heart races and I feel uneasy - time for another cup of coffee. Great day today - no hurry to go anywhere or do anything - just as it should be - a little shopping, a little tanning bed, a quick visit with the parents - all good, all good.
The football season is winding down - always a big part of my schedule during the year - kind of sad to see it over but it also means that spring is not too far off and I will sit on the patio and drink coffee in the nice spring air - speaking of which I need to barbeque something - nothing like the great taste of barbeque when it is done while the temperature is below freezing - I do believe the barbeque molecules line up differently depending on the surrounding weather conditions - read that on Wikipedia I think - barbeque and football, getting a little tingle talking about those two subjects - so how is your day?
Did anyone see the news today? What is happening with Tiger Woods? Did you see that girl from the reality show has a new hair-do? Must not have been much going on if no one is commenting... News wise I mean - oh, hell I don't know what I mean and that is why I spew forth so... anyway... dot dot dot...
Nothing from Big Larry or Hambone in the past few days - not unusual for those two - Big Larry was stranded in Bliss over the New Year and last I heard he was a little embarrassed to talk about it - the whole missing shoes and waking in a strange motel room thing - don't know why he was embarrassed - not like it was the first time he has done that - and Hambone is Hambone - wonder how long it took his new girlfriend to find out why he is nicknamed Hambone - always a funny reaction - unless there is a doctor involved - not funny then!
Was it the dogs first time attempting to cross the busy freeway or had it done it many times before and this just happened to be the last time.
Oh what a day - Oh what a night - Tomorrow will bring "Just another Day" - Bye bye Bye!