Ramblings of an American Madman

Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another day - welcome to the jungle - what a beautiful day - yes I am rambling in the middle of the day - no crap about how I pried my ass out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen to inject a hot load of caffeine directly into an artery or is it vein? and how nothing too exciting happened at work and then I came home had a little dinner and sat contemplating world crises for two hours before scribbling something down and feeling satisfied that I solved some world problem with diarrhea that leaked from an opening in my brain - you will get none of that today - well maybe later if I think of something - but for now I am just going to tell you what a nice day it has been because if anyone thinks taking a Monday off from work is a great idea please raise your hand! - I thought so - has anyone seen my friend Big Larry? - he owes me twenty dollars and if I don't remind him every few days then he considers it paid back - his rule of borrowing money - bug him about it or it didn't happen - did someone ask about the frequency to which I submit to this blog? No - well I will tell you any way - I may go days without contributing but it is not because I cannot think of stuff to smear on the page but because I am too lazy to do it - I also write a few lines in a paper and pen journal and sometimes that will just completely wipe me out - energy level depletion - I think it must be the pen to paper friction that will drain your will to go any further - or maybe it is something else - OK that is just about enough - has anyone seen the news today? - me either - bye kids!