Ramblings of an American Madman - Just another Day - just another day in the life of a chicken choker - yes, it is a job title that invites a certain amount of snickering but in the grip of the poultry industry a chicken choker holds a very important role - centuries of processing chickens and the industrial revolution have not been able to hand over a device more capable than the manual chicken choker. Until recently the position of chicken choker has been mainly a male endeavor but more liberal business thinking has made the job a popular career choice among women...reminds me, I need to put some lotion on my fish tattoo...
Lovely day today, lovely weather for this time of year - started the day with a good strong cup of black coffee - I think the world is quickly beginning to understand the benefits of the super caffeinated hot beverage, doctors worldwide are singing the praises of the bowel stimulating qualities associated with the wonder liquid - as with all things moderation is key, please limit java intake per day to just under your body weight, I think that is the rule... reminds me, lotion, tattoo...
So... what is happening in the world? Good to see Oprah on the cover of the trash magazines once again - wonder why she was absent - did she piss off the gossip rags or something? - maybe there was more important news that took precedent over Oprah - I know the whole Demi Moore / Two and a Half Men thing was big for 15 minutes - ever think of creating your own personal flag? - kind of like a family crest thing but in flag form - would you choose colors? wording? symbols? - I am going to come up with my own flag and fly that sucker like a kite - what is the word on Greece and Spain and the other Euro nations? - Ireland is a Euro nation... anyway...
Big Larry is getting into the whole holiday spirit thing - started wearing his Santa hat the day after Thanksgiving - he has a turkey hat but doesn't wear it anymore after the Wild Turkey incident, can't afford to lose any more shoes - but Big Larry has to be careful of the tassel on the Santa hat, keeps getting in his soup and then he has to smell chili all holiday season - Hambone might be Jewish or just really has a thing for dreidels...
The man with the red tie will be the first to open your door - the man with the blue tie will be the first to correct your grammar - the man with the yellow and purple tie will be confused about his role in the world - but the man with the green tie won't look twice before crossing the road...
Do you know any good stories that don't involve kitties or frogs? Bye blue paint Bye!!!
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